pinkvelourtracksuit:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

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crunchier:

yo

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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wtvrmom:

whats obama’s last name

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chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

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