darthjeff:

turnt

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via itspurebullshit)

slaive:

when your mom draws the curtains on a weekend morning

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(Source: slaive, via sorry)

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

(via africandad)

nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

(via itspurebullshit)

spenceromg:

Nothing gives me more anxiety

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(via africandad)

kawaiigod:

i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though

(Source: zootedboy, via distraction)

f-r-u-s-t-a-t-e-d:

#QUEUE

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

(via itsmywalkofshame)

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

(via itspurebullshit)